🍳 d a t a b a s e 🌡️ c o o k e d 🔥

our database is so cooked

recovery in progress
right now it's well-done, medium-rare is gone.
we're letting it rest, cool down and restore.
april 2026
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estimated cooling window
please wait a few days to weeks
no ETA yet — we’ll update as soon as it’s less crispy